CURRENT TEAM: na speeldag 5

OBSINITE OLD ONES

1---Boq-----------Kroxigor-6-5-1-9--190.000--Loner, Bone-Head, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Thick Skull, Block, Break Tackle
2---Boq-Botl (C)-Saurus---6-4-1-9--120.000--Guard, Block
3---Loq-Lot------Saurus---6-4-1-9--100.000--Block
4---Qu-Kro-------Saurus---6-4-1-9---80.000
5---Qua-Thi------Saurus---6-4-1-9--110.000--Dodge
6---Kar-Hua------Saurus---6-4-1-9---80.000
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8---Xili-----------Skink--8-2-3-7------90.000--Stunty, Dodge, Sure Hands
9---Txa----------Skink--9-2-3-7------90.000--Stunty, Dodge
10--Qu'itt--------Skink--9-2-3-7-----110.000--Stunty, Dodge, Sprint
11--Huini--------Skink--8-2-3-7-----100.000--Stunty, Dodge, Catch, Sprint
12--Hua----------Skink--8-2-3-7------80.000--Stunty, Dodge, Side Step
13--Huan--------Skink--8-2-3-7-------60.000--Stunty, Dodge
14--Chaq--------Skink--8-2-3-7-------90.000--Stunty, Dodge, Block
15--Chuq--------Skink--8-2-3-7-------60.000--Stunty, Dodge

VALUE OF AVAILABLE PLAYERS:-----1.260.000 gp

RE-ROLLS:----------------5 X 60.000----300.000 gp
FAN FACTOR:-------------9 X 10.000-----60.000 gp
APOTHECARY:------------1 X 50.000-----50.000 gp
CHEERLEADERS:--------2 X 10.000------20.000 gp
ASSISTANT COACHES:---2 X 10.000------20.000 gp

VALUE OF EXTRAS:-----------------------480.000 gp

TOTAL COST OF TEAM:---------------1.840.000 gp
TREASURY:--------------------------------50.000 gp

"Kreek k'itzil tchi kroak, che nihi tsa boq e botl! Tehe e hua tsi tsi co rue, ataxa o chie k'ti'i. Kai itza tse tsi tse..."

*...piercing screech...*

"Wow! Ladies and gents, my apologies for keeping you waiting. I'm fairly certain most decent folk like ourselves don't understand one word those Lustrian croakers they call commentators are saying, so I'll be your interpreter for all the Obsinite Old Ones Bloodbowl games, if you however do understand Lustrian then be free to press to red button on your TV remote to continue the broadcast in Lustrian (Alt + F4 for all those watching on your computers)

Having now lost a significant number of our audience, let's get on with today's event! In the far away town of Aarschot a tournament was announced a fortnight ago and four great teams have shown up intending to smash and dash their way to a beautiful trophy and some serious price money that will most definitely help in the league to come. So without further ado, these teams seem to be ready to show each other the business end of the pitch (the bloodied grass that is), welcome to Bloodbowl!

For their first match the Obsinite Old Ones have drawn the Universe Team coached by Mr Maarten Peeters starring 5 Linemen: Charon, Phobos, Deimos, Centauri and Titan; 1 thrower and 2 catchers: Callisto, Versta and Halley (isn't that a girls name? ); 3 blitzers: Jupiter (C), Sirius and Orion and Big Bang the Ogre. These fellas have a solid 7000 fans in the stands. 6000 have shown up wearing the red and grey colours of the Obsinite Old Ones, coached by Xilicuncani the Slann... unfortunately all he tends to do is shout 'Go for the gap!' and 'He's left his right leg undefended! Crack the marrow, I want some decent dinner tonight!' about 5 hours before the game, so for all the on field coaching the team turns to Mr Alexander Follens! His team consists of 1 Kroxigor: Boq; 3 Sauri: Boq-Botl (C), Loq-Lot and Chaq-Gar; and 7 Skinks: Xili, Xa, Qu'itt, Huini, Hua, Huan and Ximni.

Looks like the players have finished warming up as all of them are moving from the sidelines onto the grass. The sweltering heat seems to have its effect on the players though as Huan the Skink wobbles a bit... and hits the deck! The team assistants quickly come to collect him and drag him of the field, leaving the Obsinite Old Ones with only 10 players on the pitch! The Obsinite Old Ones, having won the toss, elect to kick and go for a high flyer that ends up near the opponents end zone! And the crowd go wild! The humans try to take out a Saurus, who keeps his feet, and a Skink who dodges out of reach. The Universe Team Thrower, Callisto, picks up the ball and passes it to one of his team-mates. The Obsinite Old Ones shift to counter this move, the defensive line holding strong as Boq the Krox moves towards the ball carrier. The Universe Team respond by taking down a Saurus! But they fail to get past his thick scales, though guys these 8 foot lizards! Oh but what happened there? One of the linemen tried to dodge away from the Krox, but wasn't paying attention to the long prehensile tail the beast wields like a club, clipping his temple and downing the guy, luckily for him though there was no harm done. Trying to seize the initiative, the Krox takes a swing at a lineman near him, but manages to go down himself instead, to great aggravation of his coach shouting from the sidelines! His counterpart seems to get the hang of it though as he picks on a Skink, stunning the poor blighter! Lucky for him, those ham-sized fists can do a lot of damage to the frail stunties.The ball carrier sees another of his team-mates and lines him up carefully, delivering a pin-point accurate pass. His efforts all for nought though as the sun blinds the receiver and he drops it. Though luck, that would have been a touchdown for sure. The Lizards counter-attack and down another soft skin, but Ximni the Skink is tackled as he tries to dodge away from a human. Ow! Was that a crack I heard as he landed? The Obsinite Old Ones medical staff rush onto the field as play goes on... and declare the little guy dead!! Sirius the blitzer runs towards the ball, successfully scoops up the ball and goes for the tryline.. but somehow manages to fall over his own feet a meter short! The dropped ball is then collected by the Obsinite Old Ones and moved away from the danger zone.

Alexander nice verslag ik wacht met ongeduld op de volgende verslagen.

WOW !!! :boogie:

Welcome back Ladies and Gents (seriously? Ladies watch this game? I’ve got to get me one of those!!) to the Obsinite Old Ones second game of the tournament! With their close loss still firmly in the back of their minds, their cold blood seems to be rearing to go, I’m sure this game will be a real cracker. A Lustrian rivalry just waiting to erupt once again, I’m pleased to present to you the Honeywood Hornets and the Obsinite Old Ones!!

The Amazon team has started warming up and stars none but fine, well I was going to say ladies, but can one really call a woman playing this ferocious game a lady…? I think I’ll settle for the phrase ‘felines’, compliments the grace of these beautiful creatures I’d think. Today we present this gorgeous team, coached by Mr Stijn Aerts, which consists of 7 linewomen: Jessica, Deborah, Jane, Mary, Emma, Laura and Donna; 1 catcher: Scarlet; 1 thrower: Jenny and 4 blitzers: Lola, Alice, Milla and Leeloo. The Obsinite Old One team is nearly unchanged, the dead Ximni having been removed and the Journeyman Chaq taking his place.
The Obsinite Old One fans are once again in the minority on this fine morning, counting a solid 7000 men, women and beasts cheering the scaled ones on to a hopeful victory. The 8000 supporting the Hornets however can’t seem to make their throats match the noise and so the Lizards gain a re-roll as the Obsinite Old Ones kick to the ball into the opponents half.

The Hornets start strong, picking on the weak Skinks and stunning one of him to a welcoming roar from the crowd. One of the felines picks up the ball and hands it over to one of her fellows, or tries to anyway. The receiving Hornet dropped the ball and the Obsinite Old Ones try to take advantage of the mistake. Both Saurus and Kroxigor grab their opponents but only manage to push them backwards as the Skinks gang up on one of the Hornets. Qu’itt the Skink blitzes on the feline surrounded by his colleagues, as he charges the Amazon a splendid thump resonates around the stadium and as the dust cleared the both of them could be seen lying on the ground, unharmed somehow. The Hornets in return push back one of the Skinks and try to pick up the ball but failing to do so. The next attempt proves more successful however and a courageous pass ensures a scoring position with one of the runners near the endzone. Whilst the ball was leaving the center of the field some serious bashing has been going on, the Hornets throw blocks at both a Skink, who gets KO’ed!, and a Saurus who after wrestling his opponent to the ground manages to kill her! The Hornets will have to manage without their catcher from here on. Chasing down the ball carrier in their own backfield, Skinks swarm the Hornet on the loose, but only manage to push her back. She then retaliates by injuring the Skink who attacked her, as she tries to dodge away from the enraged others however things go awry; she hits the deck! And the Skinks make good use of this and go towards the ball, pick it up and start moving upfield. The blitzer who fell over her feet however hasn’t finished with the cold blooded ones however, she’s getting up! And she’s lining up the ball carrier, felines and gentlemen, and she has a dangerous gleam to her eyes as well! Boy I don’t want to be in the shoes of that Skink right now, not for all the money in the world! BOOM! What a hit! The little fella just got blown of his feet, look at him shaking his head, he’ll be fine though in a minute or so. Oh and another linewoman hits the floor as she tried to dodge away in the center, action all over the pitch here. But the Obsinite Old Ones obviously on the back foot. One of the Skinks picks up the dropped ball though and once again sets his mind to offence and skips into the attacking half. The Krox and Saurus are still doing what they do best, though not to their full capacity it seems as all they manage to do is push their opponents back. One of the linewoman seems to have a thing for the journeyman Skink, she blitzes him but he deftly steps back, it seems as though he’s fought of those advances before. Lola the blitzer tries to take on Boq the Krox, even though the odds are stacked against her, and hits the dirt for her troubles having received a solid clout from Boq. One more for the KO bin! Boq seems to have the taste for it and KO’s another Hornet who got too close to him as two of the Saurus finally seem to have warmed up and knock down their opposite numbers. Huini continues to carry the ball upfield and nears the end zone as the half is coming to a close. Despite the Amazons best efforts they can’t stop the little guy and he scores the only touchdown of the half.

weer een mooi verslagje Alex. nice nice nice.

Haha :-D zal het wat proberen op te fleuren Count :P mercikes mannen!!